Doctor: I have good news and bad news for you.
Patient: What is the good news?
Doctor: The good news is that you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh no! What is the bad news?
Doctor: I have forgotten to call you this, yesterday!
Teacher: Who are the most devoted people?
Student: Thieves ma’am.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Now-a-days, they thieve only in temples.
Man 1: Why does Manmohan Singh go for a walk in the evening?
Man 2: Very simple, because he is PM, not AM!
Ma’am: Which book has helped you most in your ‘Life’? Lesson
Book, Story Book or Facebook?
Student: My father’s ‘Cheque Book’.
Teacher: What is the formula of water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: What?
Student: Teacher, yesterday you told that the formula of
water is H to O.
J. Christy Jenifer
I BA English
Literature